This is not something new and many of you may be already saw this on several blogs or even videos, I aware of that. But the reason to post this is simply because it is so hilarious when you try it with real gringos that you can not imagine. I am sure that people as Guti will appreciate this jokes and I encourage you all to try them with your fellow english speakers and see what happen. One thing is true, may be the british or euro-english will not sound accordingly with the the meaning and also the mexican regionalisms will cause more jokes than the jokes themselves, in any case we were missing here something stupid for a while, uh? Fell free to add any that you know or can guess.
Read them in english even thay have not any sense, they make sense in spanish. You also have the real spanish and english meaning.
Una cosa, esto puede que ya lo haya visto la mayoría de vosotros en otros blogs o sitios de internet, es cierto, pero no os podéis imaginar lo divertido que es ponerlo en contexto con gringos de verdad. Estoy seguro que a la gente que le gusten los chistes estúpidos como nuestro amigo Guti apreciará esta tip y seguro lo pone en práctica. Otra cosa es que en el inglés británico o euro-inglés no funcionen a la perfección o que los regionalismos mexicanos generen más coña que el propio chiste, pero lo que es seguro es que yo no podía parar de reír. En cualquier caso ya faltaba algo estúpido en este blog, no? Si sabéis alguna otra por favor añadirla.
Leedlo en inglés tal y como suena, está la traducción en español y en inglés después.
Let’s start:
Spanish for english speaking people
Lesson 2 (lesson 1 is lost)
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BOY AS -N – R (Voy a cenar)
I’m gonna have dinner
N – L – C – JOHN (En el sillón)
On the armchair
BE A HOPE AND SON (Viejo panzón)
Fat old man
THIS – S – POOR AS STUNT AIR – E – US (Dices puras tonterías)
You’re saying dumb things
S – TOY TREE STONE (Estoy tristón)
I’m kinda sad
LOST TRAP EAT TOSS (Los trapitos)
The little rags
DESK CAN SAW (Descansa)
(You) rest
AS SAY TOON AS (Aceitunas)
Olives
COME AT A LOSS UGH WACK CAT TESS (Cómete los aguacates)
Eat the avocadoes
THE HEAD THE STAR MALL LESS STAN DOE (Deje de estar molestando)
Stop bugging me
KIT AT TELL LOSS WAR AT CHESS (Quítate los huaraches)
Take off your sandals
BALL ADD THE PAY JAZZ SAD US (Bola de payasadas)
Silly stuff
TABOO – N – O (‘ta bueno)
It’s OK
PASS A LASS SHELL ASS (Pasa las chelas)
Pass the beer
S – TOY SO LAP ASS (Estoy solapas)
I’m alone
PASS A LASS ALL SAW (Pasa la salsa)
Pass the sauce
COME – S – LOSS TACK EAT TOSS (Comes los taquitos)
You eat the little tacos
EYE HALL IS CONE – O – TEAR A HESS (Ay Jalisco no te rajes)
Jalisco don’t surrender (famous mexican saying)
L – GATT – E – TOW (El gatito)
The kitten
WELL – S – A SOAP – O (Hueles a sopo)
You smell like sweat
A PEST ASS ALL COLE (Apestas a alcohol)
You stink like alcohol
TEN GO SAP AT TOSS EAT TALL – E – AN OZ (Tengo zapatos italianos)
I have italian shoes
BE GOAT TESS THE RAN CHAIR – O (Bigotes de ranchero)
Farmer’s moustache
S – TAZ – B – N – GORE DOUGH (Estás bien gordo)
You are very fat
TELL – O – PRO MET – O (Te lo prometo)
I promise you
DOES TACK EAT TOSS – E – FREE HALL – S (Dos taquitos y frijoles)
Two little tacos and beans
WEB US COME HAM ON (Huevos con jamón)
Eggs with ham
WEB US COME TOSS SEE NO (Huevos con tocino)
Eggs with bacon
WEB US TEA BE US (Huevos tibios)
Lukewarm eggs
WEB US COME SHORE IS SO (Huevos con chorizo)
Eggs with sausage
WEB BE TOES COME FREE HALL LIT TOES (Huevitos con frijolitos)
Little egs with little beans
DOES STACK KIT TOES DOOR ADD IT TOES THE PAUL JOE (Dos taquitos doraditos de pollo)
Two little chicken fried tacos
DOES STACK KIT TOES THE CAR NEAT AS (Dos taquitos de carnitas)
Two pork little tacos
COME CHILL LEAP TOES HALL UP PEN JOE’S (Con chilitos jalapeños)
With jalapeño red hot chili pepper
COME CHILL LACK KILL LESS (Con chilaquiles)
With peppered corn tortilla bits
E – FREE HALL LIT TOES (Y frijolitos)
…and little beans
TRAIN US ON SIX THE SHELL AS (Traenos un six de chelas)
Bring us a beer six pack
KISS SEA RAM MOST DOES TEA KILL AS (Quisiéramos dos tequilas)
We’d like two tequilas
SEE GARY TOE? (¿Cigarrito?)
Would you like a cigarrete
MUCH AS GRASS SEA AS (Muchas gracias)
Thank you very much
LOW ASS – M – OZ – N – TWO QUART TOE? (¿Lo hacemos en tu cuarto?)
Shall we make it in your room?
L – WHO GO RAN – C – O (El jugo rancio)
The rotten juice
SEE EYE (Sí hay)
Yes, we have
T – N – S – FREE – O? (¿Tienes frío?)
Are you cold?
S – TOY AS TALL A MAD RE (Estoy hasta la madre)
I’m fed up
S – TAZ PEN THE HO (Estás pendejo)
You are an ass hole
FREE HOLE IT TOES CAN CHILL IT TOE (Frijolitos con chilito)
Beans with chili pepper
Thanks to Juarez, the real contributor for this post and 6 hours in the car from Vegas to Tucson making stupid jokes. Appreciate it.
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